John lives in Lake Norman, North Carolina with his lovely wife, four kids, two cats, and a dog named Indy. When he’s not dreaming up silly stories, John enjoys playing guitar, cooking for his family, and – despite rumors to the contrary – NOT picking his nose.

Bill grew up in Braintree, Massachusetts on a steady diet of movies, Red Sox games, and more movies. A self-reformed nosepicker, he now lives in Los Angeles writing screenplays, hiking, and coming up with disgusting new ways to gross out John.  

Sonya spent the last four years painting and raising her family on Ocracoke Island. These days, she lives in Japan (yes, that Japan) but still owns Art Ocracoke Gallery (https://sonyastudio.com), home to wild ponies, feral cats, and now, one very gigantic booger.